whoever wins... we lose, by THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC & Thotcrime

whoever wins... we lose

by THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC & Thotcrime

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Unicorn Hole "whoever wins.. we lose" leaves behind the catchy melodies and clean vocals that Thotcrime often sprinkles in, and instead opts to pulverize the listener for a few intense minutes. You will still find the panic chords, blistering drums, glitchy digital effects, and wonderfully snarky lyrics, however. The latter half of the split features much of the same, but with an even more abrasive mix- bordering on patterns of static. If you need a short ass kicking, look no further. Favorite track: the fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progre.

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1.	Thotcrime - A.G.P.R.E.M.I.X. 00:52	buy track
2.	Thotcrime - the fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progre 01:25	buy track
3.	Thotcrime - call center blues, or "sometimes growth is painful. now put on the cat ears." 00:24	buy track
4.	Thotcrime - i sure great redneck hope no one remembers these song titles in ten years (interlude) 00:30	buy track
5.	Thotcrime - doing whippits out of a can of monster energy killer bee 2007 00:44	buy track
6.	Thotcrime - listen chucklefuck, it's not "delusions of grandeur" if i'm right 01:43	buy track
7.	THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - oh no i insist keep going youre totally good 00:54	buy track
8.	THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - i am a, please on me 01:34	buy track
9.	THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - pog destroyer 01:00	buy track
10.	THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - none will be left to challenge me for the title of world's most underperforming lawyer 00:55	buy track
11.	THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - i cannot even begin to fucking believe this 01:36	buy track

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released June 10, 2022

"The Fitnessgram Pacer Test" originally by THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC
"Pog Destroyer" originally by Thotcrime

Thotcrime is Beau, Melody, Hayley, and Dot

art by Dot Homler

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